Tribute to Principal

Mam Alice, you're a very caring (mother)
A principal with principles, so true
You (care), (understand) and (equally true)
Not an easy thing to do

Your love of Catanauan/Enverga
Can be seen on what you wear
It's an odds on bet, to say you are
Just a little left of Blair

You fast on all your white days
And have red and green days too
And you're also fond of the light brown days
When you sup a pint or two

This tribute's endorsed by all the staff
And your friends, of which there's many
The Government saved a quid or two
But squandered a good Penney

To mark Our LOVE
We'd like to tell you how we feel;
Our heartfelt appreciation
Is deeply felt and real.

You're a really great principal/teacher/manager
That's what we all say
And as a Thank You for all you've done
We're giving you an A

On second thoughts that's not enough
For helping all of us.
So you get this THANK YOU,
As well as this A PLUS

No, that's not enough either
For the principal that you are
You get this Thank You, an A+
As well as this GOLD STAR

Mam Serrano, We LOVE YOU!!!!!

The Principal's (Headmaster's) Dilemma

Should I continue rigging league tables
Or retire early instead
I'm afraid the school's lost the race
By just a short head

A raspberry to the (Community Members) (Governors) Report
Difficult parents know what they can do
I'm off to play a bit of golf
Err...and scrub a floor or two

Oh dear...I'll have to do the housework
Scrubbing floors and all that stuff
'Cos (the significent other) (her indoors) will have to work
The pension's not enough

This retirement lark's not easy
There's no gain without the pain
It can't be golf AND gardening
My knees won't stand the strain

That's an awful lot to do
I'm far too old to retire
This retirement needs a review

Should I stick to my cushy number
Or vacuum and tend the soil?
I'll let the flip of a coin decide
Is it a Head or Toil?

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